Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
