How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
So much Jack, so little girl.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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