Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I have fence marks all over my body
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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