11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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