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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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