did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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