Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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