he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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