we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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