i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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