Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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