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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome

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(650): View more from California

Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.

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(281): View more from Texas

Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?

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(520): View more from Arizona

This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards

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(765): View more from Indiana

He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.

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(646): View more from New York

I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...

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(212): View more from New York

Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy

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