Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
it's like iHOP with fire
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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