When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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