It's Friday. Sex?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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