This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
the raccoons are back...
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