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Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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