I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
wakey wakey hands off snakey
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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