I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
