And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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