Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
