Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
bring money and cleavage
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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