I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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