Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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