best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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