I cockslap morals
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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