Don't you send me to vm
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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