We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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