So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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