It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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