I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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