You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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