I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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