So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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