HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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