its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
