yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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