He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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