spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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