we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Less talking, more tequila
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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