So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
