everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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