yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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