I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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