Whod you bang
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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