we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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