would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Randomize
