I looked at my own cervix.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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