uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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