me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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