Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Randomize
