Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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