Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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