dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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