It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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