So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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