Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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