Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
My life is pants optional.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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