a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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