yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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