The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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